Full‑Flavor Beers.
Fully Lived Years.
We’re Midwestern brewers crafting a classic, easy‑drinking beer with natural ingredients and < 0.5 % ABV — all the taste, none of the trouble.
Our Story
Brought to you by some guys who appreciate a good regular beer, but can do without the alcohol.
We take pride in years, legitimately brewing it in the same tradition as so many of the great
Midwestern brews — top quality ingredients, great taste, no fuss. And basically no alcohol either.
We hope you enjoy our Years. We hope you enjoy your Years. Let’s make the most of them.
Cheers,
John, Pat, Dan, & Noah
John Drinks Years
John Mulaney
“Years actually tastes like beer, which is a relief because that’s kind of the point,” said Mulaney.
“Years feels like a beer you reach for in a cooler in a driveway, watching someone who won’t get a gas grill try to light the coals. Like me, it’s completely and totally midwestern but might appeal to a fancy city crowd. Simply put, Years feels like the first beer you’ve ever had. It’s authentic. And authenticity takes Years.”
Cheers,
John Mulaney