Full‑Flavor Beers.
Fully Lived Years.

We’re Midwestern brewers crafting a classic, easy‑drinking beer with natural ingredients and < 0.5 % ABV — all the taste, none of the trouble.

Our Story

Brought to you by some guys who appreciate a good regular beer, but can do without the alcohol.

We take pride in years, legitimately brewing it in the same tradition as so many of the great
Midwestern brews — top quality ingredients, great taste, no fuss. And basically no alcohol either.

We hope you enjoy your Years. Let’s make the most of them.


Cheers,
John, Pat, Dan, & Noah

Founder

John Drinks Years

John Mulaney

“Years actually tastes like beer, which is a relief because that’s kind of the point,” said Mulaney.

“Years feels like a beer you reach for in a cooler in a driveway, watching someone who won’t get a gas grill try to light the coals. Like me, it’s completely and totally midwestern but might appeal to a fancy city crowd. Simply put, Years feels like the first beer you’ve ever had. It’s authentic. And authenticity takes Years.”

Cheers,
John Mulaney